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  TOV News > PRESS RELEASE: Performance Auto & Sound Magazine Issue 6.02 (June 2004) > > How about women who make Hondas? ;-)

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RoadRunner
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I WANT THE CAR AND THE CHICK!!!!! [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-18-2004 16:28
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nothing else needed 2 say... :))))))
TonyEX
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Huh? What car? Forget that you fool! [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-18-2004 17:21
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Well I'm married and my wife might check the forums... so I get to drive her RSX-S today.. Thanks honey.. ;-))))

But if I were single, hell.. forget the S2K. I'd take her and an OTR. Just think.


Power Of Dreams
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Why can't Honda make women? [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-18-2004 20:39
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A Honda-brand woman would be:

Reliable
Ergonomic
Low-maintenance
Equipped with i-VTEC so that she'll be mild-mannered in public and a devil in the sack :)

vtechbrain
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Re: I WANT THE CAR AND THE CHICK!!!!! [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-19-2004 10:06
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That woman is wearing entirely too much clothes! Don't people remember the porn industry is shut down! I cant believe the nerve. She could at least have camel toes!
Jonavin
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Re: Why can't Honda make women? [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-19-2004 16:53
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Thanks... You just made my quote sig. hahaha
TonyEX
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How about women who make Hondas? ;-) [View News Item]    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-21-2004 18:29
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ROTLOL.... Mine didn't get made by Honda, she makes Hondas though.....

But low-maintenance? Not on your life. Not even Honda can break the laws of physics.

Power Of Dreams wrote:
A Honda-brand woman would be:

Reliable
Ergonomic
Low-maintenance
Equipped with i-VTEC so that she'll be mild-mannered in public and a devil in the sack :)





 
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