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HONDA AFVM
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TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 08:41
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I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........
tennis32828
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 09:16
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Congrats! 50s the new 20s.
DevilMayCry
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 09:25
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Happy b'day, in advance!

Just got there a little less than a year ago.

cksi1372
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 10:28
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HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Congrats, Andrew! You are definitely one of the good guys! Happy Birthday and to many more.

6SPDTL
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 11:46
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Welcome to the old crowd.
A77X
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 11:46
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Happy Birthday Andrew (you youngster). Have a good one.
kirk
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 11:55
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Gosh I don't know, god bless? Who farted? This drivel is one reason blogs no longer have much value. Sorry for the rant.
DCR
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 12:09
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kirk wrote:
Gosh I don't know, god bless? Who farted? This drivel is one reason blogs no longer have much value. Sorry for the rant.


Good thing this isn't a blog then.

superchg2
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 13:01
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kirk wrote:
Gosh I don't know, god bless? Who farted? This drivel is one reason blogs no longer have much value. Sorry for the rant.

Hey Kirk, dont let the screen door hit-cha ,where the good lord split-cha.
See ya'

superchg2
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 13:04
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And by the way, Happy Birthday Andrew!
HONDA AFVM
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 13:09
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kirk wrote:
Gosh I don't know, god bless? Who farted? This drivel is one reason blogs no longer have much value. Sorry for the rant.

Wait, WHAT? As a seasoned member AND a seasoned driver of many wheels....It is important to show our age, yet CELEBRATE our youthful minds in the arena as car enthusiasts......

Age is a number, and so is a 1/4 mile and cones in a parking lot.....As long as I can drive, I will ALWAYS drive something that has a bit of a "BOY RACER" influence to it........and it is important that we all be proud of our age and keep it fun.......

TonyEX
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 14:37
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HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Young punk.

The thing is now your doctor will have to check your prostate.

Sheez.

superchg2
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 18:18
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TonyEX wrote:
HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Young punk.

The thing is now your doctor will have to check your prostate.

Sheez.


...and let's not forget the ever-popular colonoscopy!

KaizenDo
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 18:53
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Congrats,

now you can move some PS upwards :o)

TonyEX
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 18:55
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superchg2 wrote:
TonyEX wrote:
HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Young punk.

The thing is now your doctor will have to check your prostate.

Sheez.


...and let's not forget the ever-popular colonoscopy!



Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.

Waldo
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-20-2014 23:18
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TonyEX wrote:

Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.

Don't put off those tests. The colonoscopy is a piece of cake. Decades ago, it was an unpleasant ordeal, but it is now done under a sedative. You won't feel a thing, and you won't remember anything.

As to regular prostate exams, two words: Dan Fogelberg. Before dying at age 56, he spent three horrible years wishing he had not been afraid of the exam.


NealX
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-21-2014 06:58
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Waldo wrote:
TonyEX wrote:

Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.

...and you won't remember anything.



...except in your subconscious! ;-)

HONDA AFVM
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-22-2014 18:10
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TonyEX wrote:
superchg2 wrote:
TonyEX wrote:
HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Young punk.

The thing is now your doctor will have to check your prostate.

Sheez.


...and let's not forget the ever-popular colonoscopy!



Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.


I took less then 5 seconds.......

HONDA AFVM
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-22-2014 18:14
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NealX wrote:
Waldo wrote:
TonyEX wrote:

Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.

...and you won't remember anything.



...except in your subconscious! ;-)


Thanks everyone for the Birthday wishes.......Saw Lisa Lampatelli for my Birthday......SO FUNNY!

TonyEX
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 00:57
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HONDA AFVM wrote:
TonyEX wrote:
superchg2 wrote:
TonyEX wrote:
HONDA AFVM wrote:
I still feel and act as if i'm, 20........God Bless everyone........


Young punk.

The thing is now your doctor will have to check your prostate.

Sheez.


...and let's not forget the ever-popular colonoscopy!



Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.


I took less then 5 seconds.......



The prostate is fast, yes... but then you got to pee...

The colonoscopy from what I hear is a real PITA. You got to evacuate the cavity so thoroughly that you feel like a King because you spend so much time on the Throne.

sadlerau
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 03:21
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TonyEX wrote:

The prostate is fast, yes... but then you got to pee...

The colonoscopy from what I hear is a real PITA. You got to evacuate the cavity so thoroughly that you feel like a King because you spend so much time on the Throne.



Toughen up princesses! So you have to go through a little discomfort the night before your procedure. Small price to pay, to avoid having to go through the pain and inconvenience of a cancer fighting program!

Sill, that "index" inspection is a real pain in the a.... only slightly alleviated by the fact I have a petite and attractive female doctor looking after me :)

Waldo
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 09:45
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TonyEX wrote:
The prostate is fast, yes... but then you got to pee...

The colonoscopy from what I hear is a real PITA. You got to evacuate the cavity so thoroughly that you feel like a King because you spend so much time on the Throne.

The best option for prostate exams is to get set up with a regular urologist. They will take a urine sample before the digital exam, and that will reduce the immediate need to pee. They will also make sure you have the exam at the recommended interval for your age.

I've had three colonoscopys in my life. The first, a long time ago, was rather uncomfortable, as I was awake and aware. The last two were done the more modern way, under sedation. The actual exam was totally painless, and I was oblivious to it happening. It probably is a good idea to go to a specialist who does these on a regular basis.

Yes the evacuation prep is less than pleasant. You are given copious amounts of liquid to drink. The stuff works as advertised. After starting the process, you do not want to be more than 15 seconds away from the john (that's loo to you Brits). Your plumbing will be squeaky clean for the doc!


CanTeX
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 10:23
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Waldo wrote:
TonyEX wrote:

Yeah... I've been putting that off for a few years. I suppose I ought to get it done... it just doesn't sound too pleasing.

Don't put off those tests. The colonoscopy is a piece of cake. Decades ago, it was an unpleasant ordeal, but it is now done under a sedative. You won't feel a thing, and you won't remember anything.

As to regular prostate exams, two words: Dan Fogelberg. Before dying at age 56, he spent three horrible years wishing he had not been afraid of the exam.



The only hard part is the prep the day before the colonoscopy. Always keep one bathroom open at all times. They also warned us about NOT taking the first little drink on your commute home! You had better have non-absorbent upholstery in your car. The day-of is kinda cool, with people fawning over you all day.

As to 50 and boy racer, well, I'm waaaay past that but I still rejoice in the odd twisty road or "urban traffic warrior joust". Taxi drivers beware!

Waldo
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 12:36
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Dave Barry, one of the funniest writers of all time, wrote this appropriate piece about six years ago . . .

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

Another doctor later wrote to Dave Barry that he had been keeping a list of the funniest comments made by his colonoscophy patients over the years . . .

1. Take it easy Doc.. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before.

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

And the best one of all:

12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

A77X
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-23-2014 13:07
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some great posts Waldo. Worst part is drinking gallons of the paint stripper. It doesn't taste that vile, just you have to drink so much of it. And then you start going like never before....and you get very hungry...and then afterwards you have the greatest farting experience ever..

Happy birthday again Andrew!

HONDA AFVM
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Re: TODAY IS MY LAST DAY IN MY 40'S.........    (Score: 1, Normal) 09-24-2014 22:24
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Wait, they didn't mention the colonoscopy? I guess I have to make a call to the DR?

 
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